Moldbreaker Lite
Saturday the 2nd of May, 2026
I bought this new light version of Moldbreaker, and it sounds pretty good, but this asshole keeps sneezing over my damn knobs! And his seismic sneezes are fucking up my whole sound!
Excuse me sir? Are you allergic to something? Do you have a cold? Gross, get your face away from my knobs, please!
To emulate the sensation of someone sneezing all over your desk, the force of the ferocious sneezes obliterating your organization and covering your desk in a slimy green schmoo, I have designed the following plugin:
Bless You 2
When he's ready to sneeze he'll warn you, giving you a chance to block his sneeze to save your settings. He doesn't cover his mouth, how rude.
This man will be on your screen at all times. He always has a mild cold, hence the colourless complexion. Or maybe he's got seasonal allergies? It is springtime.. so who knows.. whose nose..